Effective 12 October 2026

Privacy policy

Your household's things are yours. Here's what Jarmer keeps, what stays on your phone, who else handles it, and how to take it with you or delete it.

The short version

1. Who we are

Functioning Labs LLC operates Jarmer and Functioning Human™. "We", "us" and "our" mean Functioning Labs LLC. We decide how the information in this policy is used, which makes us its controller.

This policy covers the Jarmer app for iPhone and Apple Watch (with its widgets, Live Activities, notifications, share sheet and Siri shortcuts), the website at jarmer.app, and the account page at jarmer.app/account. When we say "your household", we mean the one to four people who share a Jarmer home.

Functioning Labs LLC, Boston, MA 02135, USA · privacy@jarmer.app

2. What we keep, and where

Everything below is stored in our database (run by Neon) or, for photos, in private file storage (run by Vercel), both in the United States. Section 8 lists everyone who handles it for us.

Your account

Your household's things

Your journal

Check-ins (mood, motivation and an optional line) and notes, with their tags and any goal they're linked to. They're stored on our servers so they reach your own phones, and that's all: see section 4.

Notifications and your devices

Health and fitness amounts

Only if you link a ladder goal to Apple Health. Your phone reads that day's exercise minutes or step count, and when you reach the goal's amount, it saves that day's total with the goal. That one number a day is stored on our servers, and anyone at home who can see the goal can see it. Nothing else from Apple Health leaves your phone. If you turn on saving your mood to Apple Health, your phone writes each check-in's mood to Health; that doesn't send anything to us. We never use health data for advertising or share it for marketing.

Jarmer Plus

Whether your household has Plus, how (bought in the App Store, or on us), which member pays, the product, and when the current period ends. We also keep a history of purchase events that RevenueCat sends us (the kind of event, the product, the store and the dates). Apple takes the payment; we never see card details.

What happened, never what was written

Usage events: a name for something that happened (such as "first_now" or "limit_hit"), which household and person, when, and one short detail (such as "chores", or a number of seconds). Events from before you sign in carry a random install id the app makes, and are linked to you once you're signed in. We use them to see whether setup works and how Plus is doing, never to advertise.

The AI log and AI reports

For each AI request: the job, the model, whether it worked (or why not), how many tokens it used and what it cost, with the household and who asked. No prompt and no answer is kept. If you tap Report on an AI answer, we keep that answer (up to 2,000 characters), your reason and any note you add, so we can fix it. That's the one place your household's words reach our team, and only because you sent them.

Home Assistant, if you connect it

The events your Home Assistant sends (such as "washer_done"), the rules you set for them, the address you give us for status updates, and a fingerprint (a hash) of your key, never the key itself.

Keeping Jarmer running

When you write to us

Your email and our reply, so we can help.

3. What stays on your phone

4. Who at home sees what

5. Questions on guides

On jarmer.app, anyone with a Jarmer account can ask about a guide or answer someone. What you post there is public: anyone can read it.

6. AI help

Off until everyone says yes

Jarmer asks each person. Some jobs mix everyone's words (sorting shared things, the evening digest), so AI help is on for a household only while everyone in it has said yes. Change your answer any time in the app (Me → Settings → AI help) or at jarmer.app/account. Saying no stops new AI requests for the whole household straight away; everything else keeps working as usual.

Where it goes

Through Vercel's AI Gateway to Anthropic's Claude models, on Anthropic's own service only: every request tells the Gateway not to send it anywhere else, and not to allow it to be used for training. Under Anthropic's commercial terms, what's sent this way isn't used to train their models, and we don't use it for that either. Anthropic may keep a request for a short time to run the service and check for abuse, as its terms set out.

What's sent

What comes back

Answers are suggestions. You choose what to keep, and everything has Undo. AI never decides what's on Now or when you're pinged; the rules do. We keep no prompt or answer, only the AI log in section 2. Every AI answer has Report.

7. How we use it, and why

We don't use your information for advertising or profiling, and we make no automated decisions about you that have legal or similar effects. We don't send marketing email, apart from the newsletter if you sign up for it (section 17); Clerk sends sign-in codes and links, and otherwise we write to you only about your account or this policy.

8. Who handles it for us

These companies do one job each for us, under contracts that limit what they can do with your information, and their own privacy terms.

WhoWhat forWhat they handleWhere
VercelHosting our server and this website; private photo storage (Blob); the AI GatewayEverything our server handles passes through it; your photos; AI requests, when AI help is onUnited States
NeonOur databaseEverything in section 2 except photosUnited States (AWS, Virginia)
ClerkSign-in and staying signed inYour name, email address, how you sign in, and the device, browser and IP address of each sign-inUnited States
AnthropicAI help (Claude), only when everyone at home has said yesWhat a job sends (section 6)United States
AppleDelivering notifications; App Store purchases; Sign in with ApplePush tokens and what each notification says; your purchase; your Apple sign-inUnited States and wherever Apple operates
RevenueCatKnowing whether your household has PlusYour member id (not your name or email) and your App Store purchase and its statusUnited States
GoogleSign in with Google, if you use it; fonts on this websiteYour Google name, email and picture, shared with Clerk at sign-in; for fonts, your IP address and browser details when a page loads themUnited States

If you connect Home Assistant, the status updates go to the address you chose; that system is yours, not one of ours. We may share information if the law requires it, to protect someone's safety, or as part of a sale or merger of our business, in which case this policy keeps applying to it and we'll tell you first.

9. What we never do

10. How long we keep it

11. Deleting your account

Delete your account in the app (Me → Settings → Delete my account) or at jarmer.app/account, or write to privacy@jarmer.app. Your sign-in with Clerk is deleted too.

If you're the only one, or the last one

The household and everything in it is deleted, photos included.

If others stay

Subscriptions and Sign in with Apple

Deleting your account doesn't cancel a subscription. Your subscription is billed by Apple and keeps renewing until you cancel it in your Apple Account settings. The household keeps Plus while it's paid for. When you delete your account in the app, Jarmer also asks Apple to remove its Sign in with Apple access; from the website, you can remove Jarmer yourself in Settings → Apple Account → Sign in with Apple.

12. Getting a copy

Export your data in the app (Me → Settings → Export my data) or at jarmer.app/account. You get one JSON file of everything Jarmer has that you can see: your profile and settings, the household and the people in it, your notification log, your questions and answers on guides, every shared thing, and your own private things and journal. Other people's private things and journals are left out. Photos are listed rather than included; save them from the app, or ask us for copies.

13. Your rights

Wherever you live, you can ask us to:

Most of this you can do yourself in the app or at jarmer.app/account. For anything else, write to privacy@jarmer.app. We answer within 30 days (sooner where the law says so). We may ask you to write from your account's email address or sign in, so we know it's you. Someone you authorize can ask for you, with proof that you did. We'll never treat you differently for using these rights.

In the EEA, the UK and Switzerland

These rights come from the GDPR, the UK GDPR and Swiss law. Section 7 gives our legal bases. If you're unhappy with how we've handled your information, you can complain to your local data protection authority (in the UK, the Information Commissioner's Office), though we'd like the chance to fix it first.

In California and other US states

In the last 12 months we've collected these categories of personal information: identifiers (name, email address, member id, device tokens, IP address); customer records; commercial information (your household's plan and purchase status); internet activity (usage events); sensitive information you choose to give us (health and fitness amounts for a goal you link, and journal check-ins); and the things you write and photos you add. We collect them from you, your devices, and Apple or Google when you sign in with them. We use them only for the purposes in section 7 and share them only with the companies in section 8, for those purposes. We don't sell or share personal information, and we use sensitive information only to provide Jarmer, so there's nothing to opt out of; we honor Global Privacy Control signals all the same. If we turn down a request, you can appeal by replying to our answer.

14. Children

Jarmer isn't directed to children under 13 (or the minimum age where you live), and they shouldn't use it. If we learn that we hold personal information from a child under 13 without a parent's consent, we delete it: their account, and the household too if they're its only member. If you think a child is using Jarmer, write to privacy@jarmer.app.

15. Keeping it safe

No system is perfect. If something goes wrong that affects your information, we'll tell you and the authorities as the law requires.

16. Where it's processed

We're based in the United States, and so are our servers and the companies in section 8. If you use Jarmer from elsewhere, your information goes to the United States, where the law may protect it differently. Where the law asks for a safeguard for that transfer, we rely on the Standard Contractual Clauses in our providers' data processing terms, or on their certification under the Data Privacy Framework.

17. This website and cookies

jarmer.app has no analytics, no ads and no tracking cookies. Most pages load their fonts from Google Fonts, so Google sees your IP address and browser details when they load. The account page doesn't load them.

The account page uses Clerk's cookies (and similar browser storage) to keep you signed in. They're needed for signing in, aren't used for anything else, and go when you sign out or they expire. During sign-in, Clerk may use Cloudflare's check that you're a person.

"Love this" on a guide

Anyone can love a guide, without an account. To count each browser once, the page keeps a random id in your browser's storage (and a note of which guides you've loved, so the button remembers). We store only a scrambled form of that id, which can't be turned back into it and isn't tied to you or anything else of yours. Clear your browser's storage and it's gone from your side.

The newsletter

If you sign up on a guide for new guides by email, we keep your email address, the page you signed up on and when. We use it to send you new guides and calculators, and for nothing else; it's never sold or shared. Every email has a link that takes you off the list at once, or write to privacy@jarmer.app. An address that's left the list is kept only so it stays off; ask and we'll delete it.

18. Changes to this policy

If we change this policy in a way that matters, we'll tell you in the app before it takes effect, and change the date at the top. Earlier versions are available if you ask.

19. Contact us

Privacy questions and requests: privacy@jarmer.app. Anything else: support@jarmer.app.

Functioning Labs LLC, Boston, MA 02135, USA

See also our Terms of Use.